Vacationers is described on its cover as “A Tale of Extreme Horror.” This should be enough of a warning to give a reader with any sensitivities enough of a warning not to read this novel. I found little in the way of weird sexual description. A reader will not be put off by non-relevant passages describing gratuitous sex. The novel was written by the Barns Brothers with specific mention of Crowley Barns. Say that name over and over a few times. Vary the possible pronunciations. Did anyone come up with “crawly” as in slithering things? And crawly things that inhabit barns? But maybe I am reading too much into it. At any rate, this is a very weird book with lots of really weird violence. You have been warned.